Trees live on carbon dioxide
Trees are made of carbon
So why are we trying to get rid of carbon in the name of helping trees?

Maybe we should reduce the carbon footprint by cutting down all of the trees. We’d certainly be rid of the tree problem then, wouldn’t we? Hey, it’s what liberals do with unborn babies. So there’s the solution, we need to implement global tree abortion to rid ourselves of this concern.

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